- Period: You want cookies
- Period: You want to fuck
- Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
- Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
- Period: Kill them.
- Period: Kill them too.
- Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
- Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
- Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
- Period: Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry
do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
i was reading a list of pancake flavors at this restaurant and one was buttermilk chocochip and i read it as benedict cumberbatch
i am the most stressed out laziest person ever i don’t even know how i do it
one little typo can change the whole imagery of a fanfic
For every reblog this gets, I will murder one of my classmates and carve your url into their spine.
- Girl: *adjusts bra strap*
- School: That's inappropriate and distracting.
- Boy: *sits with legs spread apart, scratches balls, has underwear visible, takes off sweatshirt and reveals half of torso in the process*
- School: lol you're good.
Appreciation post for all the bad guys who make me question my morals so effectively